Divination Reading

Service Description

Need a little cosmic clarity? A nudge from the Universe? Or maybe just someone to confirm that, yes, Mercury is being dramatic again? You’ve come to the right weirdo. Using a mix of tarot and oracle decks, dice, pendulum, and other tools (and a healthy dose of intuition), I tune into the energy around you and deliver the messages you actually need to hear—whether it's deep wisdom, gentle guidance, or a lovingly-delivered spiritual kick in the pants.